Back by absolutely no popular demand, in fact, ignoring several demands not to do it – Riffs on Pics! This time we are going to take a themed approach: Sleep. Don’t worry, everyone’s nude.
See what I bought at the furniture outlet? No, silly, not the bed. The nest above it. Maybe this will keep the pigeons off my face while I'm sleeping.
This is my completely redecorated bedroom, but I'm not still not happy with it. I'm thinking of adding a few hundred more things from Pottery Barn. Would a giant blue clothespin clash with my Moroccan theme? Oh, who cares.
If you have trouble sleeping at night, visualization techniques may be effective. As you lay quitely in your bed, imagine sleeping soundly. If that doesn't help, under no circumstances should you think about the large mass of tounge weighing heavily on the back of your throat.
Hammocks are really good at two things: entertaining children and attracting old dorky men. They are piss poor at many things, like surgery and functioning as a bed.
"Harness your child's natural desire to sleep under piles of amorphous foam and other children, and buy 'Misshapen Grey Pillows'! Act now, and we'll throw in another pillow that we claim looks a lot like the Virgin Mary."
I know it has nothing to do with sleeping, except that turkeys are magical and everytime I'm reading a book that talks about magic I fall asleep. But I wanted to show off my new crafting project. I thought it would be a festive holiday alternative to setting it on fire. Also, people are much more likely to open it if you fabreeze the outside.
Final Analysis: All living things have to do three things: eat, sleep, and this.
