Everything you need for: “Cherry Coconut Pie Dessert Shooters” (a.k.a. “The Xenophobic”)
-Find These at an American Owned Grocery-
Six Elegant Shot Glasses
One can of cherries in syrup
One can of coconut milk with pulp
One bag of Almond Granola
One Heated Ice Scraper
This instruction sheet
-Instructions-
1. Plug the Heated Ice Scraper into your car’s AC outlet, to warm up, and start your car.
2. Go inside to open everything else and nibble
3. Now, get to business after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance
4. Place two cherries in each glass, allow some juice to dribble in with them
5. Add coconut milk until the glass is 2/3rds full
6. Sprinkle granola to top
6. Add American Flag. Let folks know that, despite the almonds and fancy coconut, this here is basically cherry crisp, and that’s Amer’can as it gets.
7. Got to your car and unplug the Heated Ice Scraper because your windshield should be defrosted now.
Options: For extra fun, substitute some coconut for a fine Kentucky Bourbon. Don’t even think about using Vodka, you communist!
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Don’t forget Coca-Cola, Blue Jeans, and Food Allergies!